Apple Core Wars

This story has amused my family for quite some time, so I thought I'd share it with you. Quite a while ago (and I really do mean a loooooooong time), I was driving and eating an apple. Once I finished, I rolled down the window about four inches to throw the core out.

Apparently my aim is not as good as I think it is. I chucked the core toward the window and, um, yeah, instead of going out of the window nicely to biodegrade (?) on the side of the highway, it hit the [You know I sat here for five minutes trying to figure out what that thing is called so I'm just going to pick a word and you can look at the picture. I'm tired and I want to go to bed. :)] facing beside the window.

So, yes, it is funny that I can't throw a simple apple core out of the window. But the real humor was that I did not wash the apple guts off the facing for at least a year. Yes, I did say a year.

I took this picture so I could post it for you. And then I did it. I f.i.n.a.l.l.y. washed the leftover apple guts off the window facing.



I'm such a dork.