Man Sets Off His Own Booby Trap
LANSING, Mich. - A man tired of burglars nearly blew off his hand when bomb-like devices he set around his house exploded in his presence instead, authorities said.
V.I., 50, ran to a neighbor's house Thursday with a bloody towel wrapped around his right hand.
"Apparently, he was trying to set booby traps to get the next guy who tried to break in," fire Lt. M.M. said.
V.I. had been the victim of several break-ins, she said.
The neighbor said the explosives were "like a pipe bomb. He accidentally triggered it, and it almost blew his hand off."
Police were investigating with the intent to pursue charges.
"Anything that goes `bang' is illegal," police Lt. Bruce F. said. "I can't think of any (legal) reason why someone would be making a bomb."
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For the record, protecting your house with any sort of artificial mechanical device that could kill someone is illegal. Trusting the Lord is a much better way to keep your family and (as this guy showed!) yourself safe.
September 15, 2007
Poll Question
I'm so glad y'all voted for the new poll! I found the votes to be very interesting! If you haven't already, take a peak at the answers. Most of the choices I listed were things I either learned in the past, am learning, or want to learn in the future. So maybe the poll was a bit biased. But I still think it was a fun one!
Thanks for voting!
Thanks for voting!
September 14, 2007
On The List
So, I'm considering making this blog invitation-only, but I don't know who reads this blog. Any chance you cool people might introduce yourselves in the comments section? I'd sure appreciate it.
September 13, 2007
Heinous Shoes of the Week
Right, it's always a good plan to stick a piece of green cellophane on a pair of grayish granny shoes. Cuz that makes 'em prettier.
Bleck.
Bleck.
Loaded Question, Round 6
Okay, drum roll, please. It's time for the next exciting round of Loaded Question! I think I found a good question, so remember if you want to play, post an anonymous comment with your answer and I'll try to guess who you are. On to the question:
What is the most annoying group of people?
Get to it!
September 12, 2007
WITW: Crazy Article Of The Week
Link hopping brought me to this particular article. I read it through twice and I'm still speechless. I know this stuff is mentioned in a "wink-wink" sort of way, but in this article, the method is embraced, nay taught!
Would someone actually follow this advice? I don't know, but I also never thought I'd see an article like this. No surprise the author is not listed.
I should keep looking. Maybe there's another article explaining how to cope when you realize he was never actually interested in you, but you beat him down in a weak moment.
Just in case it's not clear, I did NOT write this article, nor do I support its premises. In fact, I think this advice would probably do more harm than good.
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Suddenly, you understand that actually you belong to the minority of your classmates who are still unmarried. In panic you start thinking that something wrong with you, start reading books on beauty and psychology, get nervous and nervous day by day, and at last, start gaining in weight. Such behavior is usual and typically mistaken. Take a deep breath. Relax. Sit comfortable and tell yourself that everything is in your hands. You can be a strategist, tactician, and conqueror of your happiness which at the current stage is your aim to become his wife.
He is young, modest, smart, tall, goes in for sport, has high ideals and aims. From all points of view he deserves you. But how to make him understand it? That is a question.
Try dances. Manage so that he will be in your company for this Saturday evening going to disco. Dance is the best way to seduce a man- nice music, colorful lights, you are close to each other. That is - potential husband is caught on the hook. Next step is to act very interested in him and defenceless and ask him to do something very manful for your, like to fix a broken lock or put right the book shelf (you like to read and buy so many books that the shelf has broken).
Next is the longest stage of his domestication. Here the first condition of success is patience. Do not hasten him. Wait when he calls you. Be mere, smile and hear all he tells with a great attention. Do not forget to show him that you are arounded by admirers and not every evening you are able to meet and go for a walk with him. He will relax and start thinking about you as a close friend, and he will be missing your attention and company. That is the moment - he will think that it is he who wants to continue your relations.
In time he will become stay with you all his free evenings, come without invitation and invite you for week-ends. But here may be one very alarming think – no words about feelings. That is resolving time for you. Do not wait- act! It is fact that nowadays women do all by themselves, the same is with feeling. He may be afraid of your frank words but how else can you express your feelings except for kissing him. Give him a real kiss and perish for several days. The end of this story is clear … He will be yours.
Let us make a conclusion of all mentioned above and comprise 9 tips to become his wife listed below.
1. Accurately choose a potential husband. Watch, wait and do not hurry.
2. Never think about your choice as a victim. It is a great honour that you draw your attention to him.
3. Analyze in detail family life and especially divorce of your acquaintances – this will prevent you against mistakes.
4. Remember: no minor points are in relation between you and him!
5. Never instigate scandals - the contents will be forgotten but the fact of scandal will be kept in mind. He must not have negative emotions related with you.
6. Always be near him and become indispensable!
7. Be a unique one. To do this, think out what he needs, inspire him with this idea and give all he needs to him.
8. Know your price! (What!? Are you a hooker?!)
9. Constantly but low-pressure make him to think about future. Your common future.
Would someone actually follow this advice? I don't know, but I also never thought I'd see an article like this. No surprise the author is not listed.
I should keep looking. Maybe there's another article explaining how to cope when you realize he was never actually interested in you, but you beat him down in a weak moment.
Just in case it's not clear, I did NOT write this article, nor do I support its premises. In fact, I think this advice would probably do more harm than good.
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Suddenly, you understand that actually you belong to the minority of your classmates who are still unmarried. In panic you start thinking that something wrong with you, start reading books on beauty and psychology, get nervous and nervous day by day, and at last, start gaining in weight. Such behavior is usual and typically mistaken. Take a deep breath. Relax. Sit comfortable and tell yourself that everything is in your hands. You can be a strategist, tactician, and conqueror of your happiness which at the current stage is your aim to become his wife.
He is young, modest, smart, tall, goes in for sport, has high ideals and aims. From all points of view he deserves you. But how to make him understand it? That is a question.
Try dances. Manage so that he will be in your company for this Saturday evening going to disco. Dance is the best way to seduce a man- nice music, colorful lights, you are close to each other. That is - potential husband is caught on the hook. Next step is to act very interested in him and defenceless and ask him to do something very manful for your, like to fix a broken lock or put right the book shelf (you like to read and buy so many books that the shelf has broken).
Next is the longest stage of his domestication. Here the first condition of success is patience. Do not hasten him. Wait when he calls you. Be mere, smile and hear all he tells with a great attention. Do not forget to show him that you are arounded by admirers and not every evening you are able to meet and go for a walk with him. He will relax and start thinking about you as a close friend, and he will be missing your attention and company. That is the moment - he will think that it is he who wants to continue your relations.
In time he will become stay with you all his free evenings, come without invitation and invite you for week-ends. But here may be one very alarming think – no words about feelings. That is resolving time for you. Do not wait- act! It is fact that nowadays women do all by themselves, the same is with feeling. He may be afraid of your frank words but how else can you express your feelings except for kissing him. Give him a real kiss and perish for several days. The end of this story is clear … He will be yours.
Let us make a conclusion of all mentioned above and comprise 9 tips to become his wife listed below.
1. Accurately choose a potential husband. Watch, wait and do not hurry.
2. Never think about your choice as a victim. It is a great honour that you draw your attention to him.
3. Analyze in detail family life and especially divorce of your acquaintances – this will prevent you against mistakes.
4. Remember: no minor points are in relation between you and him!
5. Never instigate scandals - the contents will be forgotten but the fact of scandal will be kept in mind. He must not have negative emotions related with you.
6. Always be near him and become indispensable!
7. Be a unique one. To do this, think out what he needs, inspire him with this idea and give all he needs to him.
8. Know your price! (What!? Are you a hooker?!)
9. Constantly but low-pressure make him to think about future. Your common future.
September 11, 2007
It Seems We Forgot
You know, I've been thinking about this today. I didn't realize it was September 11th until I was driving past a huge electronic sign at a local hotel. It gave me pause and made me a little sad to realize how little thought I had given this momentous date.
I didn't necessarily go out of my way to watch the news, but on the other hand, I didn't hear or see anything at all on the radio or TV or in the newspaper about the terrorist attacks that shocked our country (was it?!) six years ago.
I understand those who were most directly affected will never forget, but it seems, in general, our country has forgotten that day and its consequences, emotions, heroes, victims, and images. It's really unfortunate, too, because, although I wouldn't want the acts on that day repeated, I loved how our country came together.
I loved how everyone respected and wanted to follow the President. I loved how the Democrats and Republicans put aside their political hooey and sang God Bless America together. I loved how people cared and prayed for and rescued each other. I loved all the flags flying. I loved how people decided not to take their loved ones for granted. I loved how everyone wanted to fight back to protect our land. I loved that Americans loved America.
It seems all that has been lost by the return of apathy, political hooey, disrespect, and self-sufficiency.
It's sad.
I didn't necessarily go out of my way to watch the news, but on the other hand, I didn't hear or see anything at all on the radio or TV or in the newspaper about the terrorist attacks that shocked our country (was it?!) six years ago.
I understand those who were most directly affected will never forget, but it seems, in general, our country has forgotten that day and its consequences, emotions, heroes, victims, and images. It's really unfortunate, too, because, although I wouldn't want the acts on that day repeated, I loved how our country came together.
I loved how everyone respected and wanted to follow the President. I loved how the Democrats and Republicans put aside their political hooey and sang God Bless America together. I loved how people cared and prayed for and rescued each other. I loved all the flags flying. I loved how people decided not to take their loved ones for granted. I loved how everyone wanted to fight back to protect our land. I loved that Americans loved America.
It seems all that has been lost by the return of apathy, political hooey, disrespect, and self-sufficiency.
It's sad.
If you haven't already, you really should read Lisa Beamer's book, Let's Roll. Be forewarned though, I believe I cried through most of it.
September 10, 2007
Cuteness Abounds
The girlies came over to celebrate my birthday, and we had an impromptu photo shoot.
September 8, 2007
Celebrity Citings
"I just like to keep challenging myself, keep it varied. It's a craft, and I'm constantly trying to learn and get better at it. "
September 6, 2007
Fantasy Impractical Shoes
I've always wanted a pair of Wellies. They're so cute and fun and suggest that you're a chic, adventurous girl. There's just something about Wellies, wouldn't you agree? I mean, look:
Do any of you own a pair? If so, do you wear them often?
September 4, 2007
Many Happy Returns of the Day
Well, it's close, but there's no doubt it's still September 4 (especially over there on the West Coast!) which is the day that C(m)B came into this world. Happy Birthday to you, C!!
C is my longest surviving law school friend. She's spunky and fun and adventurous and loyal. She inspires me to read more, to live life more fully, and to take better pictures. I've been privileged to be her friend.
Many happy returns of the day, C. And now, you're finally the same age as me again. *rolling eyes*
Ha! :)
C is my longest surviving law school friend. She's spunky and fun and adventurous and loyal. She inspires me to read more, to live life more fully, and to take better pictures. I've been privileged to be her friend.
Many happy returns of the day, C. And now, you're finally the same age as me again. *rolling eyes*
Ha! :)
I've Spoiled Y'all
There might be a distinct difference in the number of posts this week. See, I was working as a receptionist the last two weeks. Not only was I always sitting at the computer, I also didn't have much to do. That combination produced quite a blogstorm of posts, which IS good, but I hope y'all are not disappointed this week.
The receptionist is back from vacation, and I thought today would be my last day. Thankfully (!), the company wants to keep me on at least another week, but this week I'll be assisting in the human resources department. For me, it's great because I'd sure rather have something to do than just stare at the clock (= torture!) But the downside (for blogging) is that I'm not at a computer and don't really have any free time.
My word. All that just to say that I won't be posting much this week.
:)
The receptionist is back from vacation, and I thought today would be my last day. Thankfully (!), the company wants to keep me on at least another week, but this week I'll be assisting in the human resources department. For me, it's great because I'd sure rather have something to do than just stare at the clock (= torture!) But the downside (for blogging) is that I'm not at a computer and don't really have any free time.
My word. All that just to say that I won't be posting much this week.
:)
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