WITW: Crazy Article Of The Week

Link hopping brought me to this particular article. I read it through twice and I'm still speechless. I know this stuff is mentioned in a "wink-wink" sort of way, but in this article, the method is embraced, nay taught!

Would someone actually follow this advice? I don't know, but I also never thought I'd see an article like this. No surprise the author is not listed.

I should keep looking. Maybe there's another article explaining how to cope when you realize he was never actually interested in you, but you beat him down in a weak moment.

Just in case it's not clear, I did NOT write this article, nor do I support its premises. In fact, I think this advice would probably do more harm than good.

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Suddenly, you understand that actually you belong to the minority of your classmates who are still unmarried. In panic you start thinking that something wrong with you, start reading books on beauty and psychology, get nervous and nervous day by day, and at last, start gaining in weight. Such behavior is usual and typically mistaken. Take a deep breath. Relax. Sit comfortable and tell yourself that everything is in your hands. You can be a strategist, tactician, and conqueror of your happiness which at the current stage is your aim to become his wife.

He is young, modest, smart, tall, goes in for sport, has high ideals and aims. From all points of view he deserves you. But how to make him understand it? That is a question.

Try dances. Manage so that he will be in your company for this Saturday evening going to disco. Dance is the best way to seduce a man- nice music, colorful lights, you are close to each other. That is - potential husband is caught on the hook. Next step is to act very interested in him and defenceless and ask him to do something very manful for your, like to fix a broken lock or put right the book shelf (you like to read and buy so many books that the shelf has broken).

Next is the longest stage of his domestication. Here the first condition of success is patience. Do not hasten him. Wait when he calls you. Be mere, smile and hear all he tells with a great attention. Do not forget to show him that you are arounded by admirers and not every evening you are able to meet and go for a walk with him. He will relax and start thinking about you as a close friend, and he will be missing your attention and company. That is the moment - he will think that it is he who wants to continue your relations.

In time he will become stay with you all his free evenings, come without invitation and invite you for week-ends. But here may be one very alarming think – no words about feelings. That is resolving time for you. Do not wait- act! It is fact that nowadays women do all by themselves, the same is with feeling. He may be afraid of your frank words but how else can you express your feelings except for kissing him. Give him a real kiss and perish for several days. The end of this story is clear … He will be yours.

Let us make a conclusion of all mentioned above and comprise 9 tips to become his wife listed below.

1. Accurately choose a potential husband. Watch, wait and do not hurry.

2. Never think about your choice as a victim. It is a great honour that you draw your attention to him.

3. Analyze in detail family life and especially divorce of your acquaintances – this will prevent you against mistakes.

4. Remember: no minor points are in relation between you and him!

5. Never instigate scandals - the contents will be forgotten but the fact of scandal will be kept in mind. He must not have negative emotions related with you.

6. Always be near him and become indispensable!

7. Be a unique one. To do this, think out what he needs, inspire him with this idea and give all he needs to him.

8. Know your price! (What!? Are you a hooker?!)

9. Constantly but low-pressure make him to think about future. Your common future.